Okay, so Ted Turner just has some bad luck with people nowadays. You're on thin ice, Theodore.
Nice going, Nimrod. And if anyone knows why I called him that, here's a hint for those who don't: Fudd.
As Dreamers Do Part Deux
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Since 1976, Disney ITTL has implemented much more stringient vetting processes for everyone that applies for a job with them. ITTL, it's tougher to land a gig with Disney than it is with most public agencies like the FBI or CIA. This came about after multiple incidents involving the notorious Rocky Lorenzo. Lorenzo if you recall, was responsible for the panty-shots in the 1969 version of Alice in Wonderland. Instead of the bloomers that would've made more sense for a Lewis Carroll adaptation, Alice ITTL was drawn wearing white briefs that were more modern for the late Sixties. Then in the 1970's, he got into many shouting matches with Ollie Johnston and other aging members of the Nine Old Men over Belle's cup size in Beauty and the Beast.
Since 1976, Disney ITTL has implemented much more stringient vetting processes for everyone that applies for a job with them. ITTL, it's tougher to land a gig with Disney than it is with most public agencies like the FBI or CIA. This came about after multiple incidents involving the notorious Rocky Lorenzo. Lorenzo if you recall, was responsible for the panty-shots in the 1969 version of Alice in Wonderland. Instead of the bloomers that would've made more sense for a Lewis Carroll adaptation, Alice ITTL was drawn wearing white briefs that were more modern for the late Sixties. Then in the 1970's, he got into many shouting matches with Ollie Johnston and other aging members of the Nine Old Men over Belle's cup size in Beauty and the Beast.
On the Turner board, Geraldine Laybourne, Barbara Broccoli and even Eric Bischoff have been trying to get Billionaire Ted to retire for about three years now.
A shareholders' vote will be held on the Wednesday before Memorial Day to determine Ted's fate with the company.
On the one hand, after seeing what he has done, I can see why it's tougher to get in. Although, I think my asexual rear end would still have a good shot in this department.
On the other hand, now that Urusei Yatsura is the most iconic Fox dub, Rocky ironically won the war in the end. Sad to report, I know.
I think Geraldine should take his place. She clearly has the business chops, she could help shatter the glass ceiling of animation, and she probably wouldn't have hired Butch in the first place.
And knowing what will come out of it, a potentially required one at that.
That's AMAZING to hear!
Welp, so it begins......
I wonder if he had kids ITTL......
Ok.
Why is he on thin ice?
I don't get it at all...
Well, I can't blame them at all.
Why are they trying to oust him out of the VERY company HE founded?
Right...
Exactly....
All of that, and the wrath of another evil animator........
Butch has two daughters, just like OTL. But now, there are allegations that he fathered more kids out of wedlock.
That's right. An arrest.
What does that mean?
And he has DAUGHTERS???
This is gonna get badddddddddddd.....................
Yep, it's over...
This Just In (April 2007)
Yup.
In other news...
This Just In...
Starting in September, AEG TV will become the exclusive multimedia partner of Liberty University's athletics department. Thom Brennaman, fired from NBC earlier this month, will join the AEG TV team to cover Liberty football as well as men's basketball, men's lacrosse and women's gymnastcs.
SportsCenter; April 14, 2007
Pan's Labyrinth (2007 Film)
Pan's Labyrinth
Released by Golden Harvest of America on April 14, 2007
Cast and Crew
Same as OTL
Notes
Pan's Labyrinth is subtited, just like IOTL. Guillermo Del Toro politley asked the studio refrain from dubbing the film.
For Fudd's sake, I had no idea his real name was Elmer. Joking aside, hope he gets the book thrown at him.